How about Blue state Berry?

Racist. Every single one of them.

Tart Teresa Tangerine

Suspiciously Timed Orange.

Nuance Necturine
SwiftBoat Banana
Bascule Frappe (Flip-Flop Frappe)

Abu Grape

I find this use of Moore's face and orange Kool-Aid extremely sizist. Or is that fatophobic?

I was looking at these old soft drink mix flavors last week...too weak and pokey to photoshop...
this.

Example of
BDS (bush derangement syndrome); Napoleon hat is dead giveaway.

Palm Beach Peach
Purple Starberry
White Grape (Ooops, that's one of *my* favorite flavors. I *am* a racist, after all. Whadja expect?)
Lawsuit Lemon
Megalomaniamelon
Blackberry (geez, there I go *again*.)
Cambodian Kiwi
Boston Mandarin
'Cisco Fruit Medley
Ad Hominade

I like "Megalomaniamelon."

I've seen worse, Ghost. Did you know that every single word posted at Protein Wisdom since it reopened has its own entry in the Lardass Slur Database?

C'mon Bill - you live here- surely you've seen the re-introduction of Marionberry?

Dang it, I already did "Abu Grape!"

By the way, thanks for the link, Bill.

"BackWhenIWasInVietnam-GoofyGrape because it's seared in my memory how I poured it in my canteen to hide the taste of the water purification tablets even as it was popped on the shoreline to mark our position for overflights of fast movers as I listened to the incoming rounds from the NVA, VietCong, VietMinh, Khmer Rouge, Pathet Lao, deranged French lost for years in the jungle, Chinese volunteers, Russian anti-aircraft crews, confused South Vietnamese allies and Ho Chi Minh personally, over the sound of Christmas music on Armed forces radio after the Bush speech saying we weren't in Laos... as I clasped my lucky hat given to me by John McCain personally to my breast" -- JForbes "callsign Boston Strangler" Kerry(D)