Teach me. I want to learn.

What, how to make Kool-Aid?

No, the magic. Teach me how to make the magic.

Ace is going to cream his pants when he sees this.

RE:'cute catchphrase'

What 'cute' catchphrase would that be?

I see a 'catchphrase', that's all.

I wrote a song that could be Oliver's theme. It's called "Oliver's Blogging"(to the tune of Elvis Costello's 'OliversArmy') and I have it posted at my sight. Feel free to use as much or as little as you like in your Walrus bashing.

It is a team sport after all.

I've been trying to come up with a more accurate version of Oliver's catchphrase. "Like glue to stupid" or something. But none of my attempts really zing.

Hey guys, there's a cartoon up there above the bit about Oliver's slogan ... just in case you missed it. it's got Kool Aid, and ... oh, I don't even know why I bother.

How about "Like flies to shit..." Too obvious? But I like the reference to the Kool Aid. Olly appears to have been drinking deeply from the Liberal Loonie Left punch bowl...

At his finger tips?

Umm....

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=racial+slur+database

First site that pops up. Come on, there are far better insults then that.

You might want to google "tongue-in-cheek..."

Oh, no, you've got it all wrong. According to "RNC Watch," http://rncwatch.typepad.com/ the reason for the heightened alert was to foil the best laid schemes o' mice and men.
It seems the Grassroots Media Coalition (which includes New York City Independent Media Center and Paper Tiger Television (whatever that is))was denied their month-long lease in NYC because of concerns about security. Now the independent journalists, filmmakers (Michael Moore?) and photographers have no central place from which to cover the convention.
A sinister VWRC post-intelligence stroke.

Most of my favorite slurs are NOT in the database.
Visit my blog and I will share some with you.

What flavor: tropical fruit or lemon yellow?

Oh well; I guess now Teresa Heinz-Kerry has another racial epithet to hurl at the kitchen help.

Now Bill, there's no need to bring TerAYza into this. Besides, I think Jeff "My Brain Is Worth Its Weight In Gold"stein (I mean it - does its razor-sharp wit and fathomless reservoir of droll yet biting commentary not prove itself so?) has that line of attack quite well covered. Do you like apples (especially McIntosh)?

Sigh. For the last time, not every joke is derived from the font of Protein Wisdom. Sometimes the original source of the joke comes from reality.

I'm going to have to stop reading Jeff altogether, just to avoid this annoyance.

I'm not usually one to take part in "dogpile on the blogger" pieces just because I've been on the receiving end of it enough times that I don't like it. But what the hell, he dishes enough of it out, so:

"Like flypaper to stupid."

Thank goodness someone's finally pointed out that Ollivah's catchphrase is like Kryptonite to a Non Sequitir.

Because Willis is a football fan and a dope, I suggested he change his tag line to:

"Like stickum to stupid."

Oh yeah!!!

Personally, I like the slogan somebody at LGF came up with: "Like Krispy-Kreme to Atkins."

Dean -

Don't worry, you'll have your day.

(cackles menacingly)

Learn something new every day! I never knew the color of the Kool-Aid mattered. I always put the purple stuff in the moonbat feeder in my back yard, but that's just an arbitrary choice; I always figured that of moonbats were able to see colors they wouldn't dress like they do.

Wait wait. There's a cartoon in this post?

Oliver's got amazing talent if he sees that as red Kool-Aid - it's black and white on my computer.

Bill,
Did you notice that Willis responded in kind?

He drew a cartoon? Or are you referring the the post that I linked in my update?

Is it me, or is Bill a bit fussy this morning (Deep breaths, Bill) I realize it's difficult to read the comments of the humor impaired, but "like water to a duck's back" or "logic to Odub" let it just repel off of you.

Slightly OT, I'm pretty sure it was GRAPE koolaid the Jim Jones followers drank (although Oliver is too young to get the reference anyway)

I hate my readers.

I want Oliver's readers. Can I trade for Oliver's readers?

Bill lied!! He LOVES his readers (Especially those that have Bill's jokes go over their heads)!

No refunds, no exchanges. Well, OK, I'll swap you both your readers for some of this pocket lint (it's a nice shade of blue, for those of you with B&W monitors.) Deal ?

At least that way I'll finally have some readers. Even if they're not too bright, and drool a little. Sorry, Allah, but somebody had to say it ...

And hey, what's all this about a cartoon ?

Form the Racial Slur Database

"Kittens" Nothing found whatsoever
"Puppies" Nothing found whatsoever

"Sunshine" Score 7.45

Slur Represents Reasons/Origins
Snow Bird (2) Jews Refers to old Jewish retirees who transplant themselves to Florida. Although they move to the sunshine state, they stay indoors thus retaing their white color.

Who knew?

Of course I know who Jim Jones is. He was that guy with the Doors.

Joe-

Both of my readers?

If by "both" you mean "20,000 visits last week," then I think I understand your statement. In any event, you can keep your pocket lint.

Actually, Bill, I was just talking about Jeff and Allah, but if you decide to reconsider - it really is a nice shade of blue.

Actually, Bill, I was just talking about Jeff and Allah

1. It still doesn't make any sense

2. "Jeff" who?

Hey, I'm HOT and THIRSTY for DNC Talking Points!

[pause]

Finally ...

1. You're right, I didn't really set it up very well. And by not very well, I mean not at all. I was just following the thread, re:
2. Goldstein at protein wisdom (The font of all humor) of course.

Sorry, man. Sometimes I don't even get my jokes.

But why would they be the only two readers?

I'm so confused.

So I am to understand that the kool-aid man is a slur against blacks? Funny how Oliver goes on about how magnanimous he's going to be in not freaking out about that hilarious drawing, then proceeds to insinuate racist motives.

I suppose the Judys song "Guyana Punch" was racist too because of the line "There's a strange one in the jungle ..."

(sigh)

Maybe you should have done Kevin Drum instead.

Joe, it's not your fault. Inferior mortals tend to immediately become confused at the mere mention of my name, because my humor is simply too subtle and obscure to resonate with average "Joe"s.

Joe:

Me:

Joe:

Me: Teresa Heinz Kerry is a spoiled rich trust-fund baby who treats her minority servants in a demeaning manner. Apples suck. Vote Bush.

See, that's what I mean about the poor setup. When I read it now, sure, it doesn't make any sense. I was just trying to separately reference those two particular readers from your other 20,000, mainly because I enjoy their blogs so much. Had I done it better ... I still don't really know where I lost control of the whole thing, though.

Holy Cow!

Someone knows about the Judys song "Guyana Punch?!??"

Okay, here's the secret to making Willis' catchphrase funny. You Dowdify it:

"Like...stupid"

Cheap, cheezy, but it was just sitting there...

Of course I know who Jim Jones is. He was that guy with the Doors.

No way, dude. Jones played with Harvey Martin and Randy White on the Dallas Cowboys defensive line in the late '70's.

Right?

Hey, there's a cartoon there! Look everybody, a cartoon!

Hi Bill! What are you doing with that axe?

Yeah, Jim "too tall" Jones. More about "Guyana Punch":

http://arguewithsigns.net/mt/archives/001371.html

The Jeff G who appears above is not the real Jeff G. The real Jeff G likes apples. He just has the occasional disagreement with some of them.

Vote Bush.

Maybe Bill is fussy because he spent a lot of time drawing that wonderful picture of OWillis the Kool Aid man and all anyone can talk about is some stupid catchphrase.

I got it, Bill. And I appreciated it. And I didn't follow up on the obvious Jim Jones jokes.

Can I have a cookie?

Fresh out.

And to be completely fair, I was born fussy.

But hey, i'm just a dancing monkey,* here for everyone's fleeting few daily seconds of FREE entertainment ...

* Dancing Monkey joke (c) 2004 Protein Wisdom

Used with permission, you forgot to add.

Hey Bill, have you seen me draw yet?

Please ignore the Jeff G behind the curtain. Well fine, I don't hate apples. But I do hate Kerrys. Especially pampered old foreign mega-rich elitist Kerrys named Ter-EY-za whose last name used to be Heinz. But no one else, because I'm a compassionate conservative.

The Other Jeff G:

Me:

The Other Jeff G: Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?

Me: Vote Bush.

P.S. But don't forget your Ralph Nader bumper stickers. Because shamelessly promoting the potential spoiler role of a third-party candidate you would never dream of actually voting for is not at all a cynical-minded political subterfuge. Perish the thought.

OH SHIT - Goldstein invented DRAWING, too?!

Not "invented" so much as "perfected."

Incidentally, this other Jeff G is even less funny than I am. Which, I didn't even know that was possible.

Jezz, first Kool-Aid, and now a monkey. AND you have a brick wall, which everyone knows is a cleverly concealed reference to the Irish, who often live in towns that have brick walls.

Bigot.

Ahh, but I did know it was possible. So does that make me the real Jeff G? I'm confused...

Out in Palm Springs, "snow birds" are old people from cold places who migrate there in the winter, to get away from the snow. Regionalisms and all that.

It's ironic that Oliver seems concerned about racial stereotypes, but is posing in a Redskins shirt on his blog.

It'd help if we could tag some of the Jeff G posts with IP addresses. It's so confusing.

Oh, and vote for Jeff's deadbeat neighbour.

"Neighbour"?? I'll have no Brit/Canadian spelling on my -er, Bill's- blog, you unpatriotic closet Dhimmicrat. However, you are welcome to vote for my deadbeat neighbor, as long as you don't vote for that elitist longface terrorist-sympathizing New England liberal and his pretty-boy trial lawyer running mate. Because they're so much more liberal than Bush, espescially on foreign policy. Appeasers.

Nader rawks!

Thanks Bill,

The cartoon gave my a big, wide, happy,
ear-to- ear kool aid sa-mi-i-ile....

sW

Did I mention that the biggest smile is a kool aid smile?

Oh Yeahhhhhhhhh

Which flavor of Kool-Aid is Oliver's favorite?

Lefty Lemon
Gramsci Grape
Che Cherry
Oppressed Orange
Limousine Liberal Lemon-Lime
Strawmanberry
Black Panther Cherry
Mandarina Candidate Tangerine
Pinko Lemonade
Counter Punch

LOL!

I was always partial to "Like velcro to stupid" and "Like superglue to stupid", for his tagline myself, Dean.

Cartoon? Where? Cox and Forkum's beating up on Oliver now? ;)

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Maybe Oliver is more into Abu Grape, Kerry Cherry, and Moorange.

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