I'm not gay -- but that man is FINE!

He was very, very tall. And he looked at me like he wanted to punch me in the face.*

* But to be fair, I tend to give off that vibe.

As long as you didn't sprout wood, I don't think you need to be ashamed. There is a certain dork factor to it, but hell, the fact that you even knew who the guy was should be considered a positive thing. It indicates a real interest and concern for the workings of our government.

And even if you did sprout wood, I hear that there are certain circles these days where you might still be considered a normal human being.

Nope, no wood.

What are these circles you speak of? I live in Dupont Circle, and most of my neighbors tend to be very conservative about such matters ...

Well, here's one:

http://www.logcabin.org/logcabin/index.html

what makes it worse? No one outside the Beltway knows, or gives a shit, about that metrosexual foop.

Bill, I think you're a king, but that last post invoked the LeatherPenguin "Jesus Christ It's That DumbAss Sullivan" MultiBand GAYDAR alert.
Sorry. It's out of my hands now. Misha's the only one who can call it off.

TC-leather -

I often don't really understand you, but this time I'm TOTALLY stumped:

What in the fuck are you talking about?

PLAIN ENGLISH: WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THAT TOFF? Jeez, I read about the Betlway BS, and he's so inbred you might as well throw him in a closet and make mutant useless bastards.
WHO IS THE IDIOT? "adiver to some other piece of shit, but he's got cute hair?"
FUCK HIM.

MOONBATS!!!

Uh ... that scares me that that was your "plain english."

Dan senor was Paul Bremer's spokesman for the Coalition Provisional Authority in Iraq. Switch off the Rangers game every once in awhile, eh? And stay off the drugs.

don't mess with my sp0elling ... i'm in the bleachers at Yankee stadium and my wife has the box seats tickets... i'm so screwed you could put me in an ikea kit

I notice Senor has an MBA from HBS too. So he's smarter than Kerry, too.

Home now. relatively sane. did I use any bad words? (scans up the previous posts).
Nope. Sorta checked out on reality along there, though.

Now! Got it all together: the guy id'ed is a flaming Sully and I don't understand why running into him is such a woosh. I would have made more sense before but we became ridiculously inebriated and took a Swift boat to Yankee Stadium so now that tit twit from Beantown owes me a fiver.
(yeah ... that'll work ...)

Quit while you are ahead. Or behind, as it may be.

"He was very, very tall. And he looked at me like he wanted to punch me in the face.*"

Well, I'm a female.. and I'm jealous you got to run into him!

Can they fire Scott McClellan and hire him for spokesperson?

hehe

Senor did the country a great service with his tenure in Iraq. Now that's a celebrity.