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« Laptop Bleg | Main | The Politics of Personal Destruction » August 04, 2004
Magical Midwestern Moonbats
Posted by Bill
I know that you guys are getting the DT's from a scarcity of moonbat posts, but never fear: HELP IS ON THE WAY. In the meantime, check out these two pieces of original photoblogging journalistic goodness and amateur moonbatology: Dr. Marc from Marcland documents a local moonbat swarm that descended on Grand Rapids, Michigan. While this gathering lacked the size, color and pageantry of my local DC protests, it does appear to have some fascinating points of zoological interest. In particular, note the distinct variety of moonbats unique to the Michigan region, including some varieties that seem to casually interbreed with the Midwest Howelling Yokel Monkey. Fascinating! And continuing the theme is the excellent fieldwork of Dr. Katie from Resplendent Mango, who encounters a few Missouri moonbats while attending a speech by George W. Bush. All I can say is ... GWB Heroin of the Bami Air Wars ... indeed! Dr. Katie feigns ignorance of the meaning of this particular moonbat phraseology, but we know better, don't we? Yes we do. It's very clear to us. Yes. Enjoy! (Second link via the Llamas) Posted by Bill at August 4, 2004 12:46 AM | TrackBack (0) CommentsI'm a Dr. now, eh? I like... Does that mean I'll be solvent one day? Posted by: Katie at August 4, 2004 01:38 AM Incidentally, if you Google "Bami Air Wars," it asks you if you meant "BAMBI Air Wars"... Posted by: Katie at August 4, 2004 01:39 AM It's always nice when people stand in public carrying signs that read, "Bullshit." For the children! Posted by: Beck at August 4, 2004 05:21 AM Shouldn't it read: THE HELP IS ON THE WAY? Posted by: El Jefe at August 4, 2004 08:16 AM Dr. Bill: Thank you for drawing attention to my work. While I fear that I was unable to provide the level of insightful commentary that you regularly produce when documenting swarms, I hope that my meager effort will add a bit of deeper context and understanding to the study of moonbat migratory patterns. Your Colleague, Dr. Marc Posted by: marc at August 4, 2004 09:30 AM Indeed! Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at August 4, 2004 10:18 AM I like the Ruth Buzzi impersonator on the left. I think that's what these protests have been lacking. More Ruth Buzzi impersonations! Posted by: LauraB at August 4, 2004 02:34 PM I'm a Dr. now, eh? I like... Does that mean I'll be solvent one day? Well, remember that a doctorate in Moonbat Studies means you have a PhD, so...no. The Bami Air Wars, of course, refers to Bush's alleged stay in alleged Alabama during his alleged National Guard duty. Note the writer's clever use of heroin[e] rather than hero, thus impugning Bush's manhood by suggesting he is a FEE-male, and therefore of an inferior gender. Posted by: Angie Schultz at August 4, 2004 10:19 PM I'm actually going to have to correct you a bit there, Dr. Shultz. I actually have a PhD and a DVM. I will forgive you after your excellent explanation of the moonbat iconography, however ... Posted by: Bill from INDC at August 4, 2004 10:36 PM "...I didn't spend six fricking years in Moonbat school so I could be called, 'Mister,' thank you very much..." Posted by: Beck at August 5, 2004 01:45 AM I actually have a PhD and a DVM. I am [genuinely] impressed. For solvency purposes, however, your DVM cancels out your PhD. Dang! I shoulda got me one o' them rascals! Posted by: Angie Schultz at August 6, 2004 02:13 PM |
