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August 03, 2004

Yeah, High School Was Fun

Posted by Bill

But all the real action went down during the extracurricular activities ...

I dug out that old yearbook and found some signatures:

#1:
Bill -

Don't hang out with the hippies so much ur starting to smell like them. Have a gr8 summer!

Yr Pal,

Rusty

PS - I am not gay!

#2:
Dear Bill,

C'mon baby, how about a roll in the hay ... five dollah, make you hollah! :-)

Seriously, five dollars. I'll be waiting behind the bleachers.

Love,

Anne-Marie Cox

#3:

Indeed.

#4:
Have Not Decided to Attend College:

1. Feta cheese
2. '64 Mustang Coupe
3. Beer nuts
4. The Collected Instrumentals of Claude Debussy
5. Fresh Thyme leaves
4. "Leave It To Beaver"
3. Wilson athletic gear
2. Terrazzo
1. Jeff Goldstein

#5:
Bill,

It's been a fantastic year! Your beard is coming in nicely! Have a gr8 summer and good luck in college!

Toodles,
Andy

PS - Rusty is gay. Trust me!

#6:
Bill,

I'll miss all our long talks about YOU-KNOW-WHO in Geometry class, thanks for being my friend and helping me through my relationship with Oliver. I know it must've been kind of annoying to hear me talk about how he looked in his Speedo all the time. Love ya!

Michele Catalano

#7:
Dude,

This may be like my 6th year of high school, but the chicks are HOOOOOT! The older I get, the more they stay the same!

Kevin Aylward, aka Dr. Luv

#8
Bill,

Senior year was fun! College will be awesome! I'm glad we're best friends!

Spoons

PS - Abortion is a modern holocaust

#9
Bill,

I am so glad to be out of here, I hate this school, I can't stand these stupid, small-minded jerks. I'll always remember our long talks about double-blinded studies ... and I am NOT Whipped! That's just the way Rose is ... and I love her for it.

Regards,

Dean

#10
Bill,

You will always have my respect as the only boy in this school (besides Andy and Rusty) who did NOT sleep with Anne-Marie BLECH-SKEEEZE ALERT! SKEEZE ALERT! ALL HANDS ON DECK! (or submerged in rubbing alcohol). Good luck at that state school,

Michelle

Posted by Bill at August 3, 2004 02:45 PM | TrackBack (3)

Comments

The extended entry was waaaaaaaaaaaaay funnier than the Comm's original post.

Now if I can just figure out a way to get the baked beans out of my sinuses.

Posted by: Matt at August 3, 2004 03:30 PM

His post was a very subtle brand of humor. If you reread it, there are all kinds of sneaky jokes.

Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at August 3, 2004 03:32 PM

"...your beard is coming in nicely"?--nice touch.

Posted by: TMarcell at August 3, 2004 03:47 PM

You and the Commissar are having entirely too much fun with Spoons.

Posted by: Allah at August 3, 2004 03:52 PM

Are you kidding me? You should of seen how we treated him in high school!

Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at August 3, 2004 03:55 PM

Dude, freakin awesome!

PS-I swear you hold the longest faux grudge in the business!!

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 3, 2004 04:03 PM

An elephant never forgets.

Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at August 3, 2004 04:04 PM

Of course this is funnier than my post.

Like that old cliche says, "Bill is a giant, standing on the shoulders of a midget."

Posted by: The Commissar at August 3, 2004 04:15 PM

Now, Commissar ...

Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at August 3, 2004 04:16 PM

You swore you would never tell.

Just wait until everyone hears about what you really did with Anne Marie.

Posted by: michele at August 3, 2004 04:32 PM

Like that Wooderson homage you snuck in there. One of my all-time favorite movie lines from one of my all-time favorite movies.

Posted by: Jeff G at August 3, 2004 04:44 PM

Like that Wooderson homage you snuck in there. One of my all-time favorite movie lines from one of my all-time favorite movies.

Posted by: Jeff G at August 3, 2004 04:44 PM

Hahahahhahahahhaahhahhahahahah!!!!!!!

P.S. He is whipped. ;-)

Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil at August 4, 2004 12:09 AM

I laughed out loud at mine. :-)

Posted by: Spoons at August 4, 2004 02:24 PM