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« SWWNBNOL Watch | Main | INDC Traffic Milestone » August 03, 2004
Yeah, High School Was Fun
Posted by Bill But all the real action went down during the extracurricular activities ... I dug out that old yearbook and found some signatures: #1: Don't hang out with the hippies so much ur starting to smell like them. Have a gr8 summer! Yr Pal, PS - I am not gay! #2: C'mon baby, how about a roll in the hay ... five dollah, make you hollah! :-) Seriously, five dollars. I'll be waiting behind the bleachers. Love, Anne-Marie Cox #3: Indeed.
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It's been a fantastic year! Your beard is coming in nicely! Have a gr8 summer and good luck in college! Toodles, PS - Rusty is gay. Trust me!
I'll miss all our long talks about YOU-KNOW-WHO in Geometry class, thanks for being my friend and helping me through my relationship with Oliver. I know it must've been kind of annoying to hear me talk about how he looked in his Speedo all the time. Love ya! #7: This may be like my 6th year of high school, but the chicks are HOOOOOT! The older I get, the more they stay the same! Kevin Aylward, aka Dr. Luv #8 Senior year was fun! College will be awesome! I'm glad we're best friends! PS - Abortion is a modern holocaust #9 I am so glad to be out of here, I hate this school, I can't stand these stupid, small-minded jerks. I'll always remember our long talks about double-blinded studies ... and I am NOT Whipped! That's just the way Rose is ... and I love her for it. Regards, Dean #10 You will always have my respect as the only boy in this school (besides Andy and Rusty) who did NOT sleep with Anne-Marie BLECH-SKEEEZE ALERT! SKEEZE ALERT! ALL HANDS ON DECK! (or submerged in rubbing alcohol). Good luck at that state school, Michelle Posted by Bill at August 3, 2004 02:45 PM | TrackBack (3) CommentsThe extended entry was waaaaaaaaaaaaay funnier than the Comm's original post. Now if I can just figure out a way to get the baked beans out of my sinuses. Posted by: Matt at August 3, 2004 03:30 PM His post was a very subtle brand of humor. If you reread it, there are all kinds of sneaky jokes. Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at August 3, 2004 03:32 PM "...your beard is coming in nicely"?--nice touch. Posted by: TMarcell at August 3, 2004 03:47 PM You and the Commissar are having entirely too much fun with Spoons. Posted by: Allah at August 3, 2004 03:52 PM Are you kidding me? You should of seen how we treated him in high school! Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at August 3, 2004 03:55 PM Dude, freakin awesome! PS-I swear you hold the longest faux grudge in the business!! Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 3, 2004 04:03 PM An elephant never forgets. Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at August 3, 2004 04:04 PM Of course this is funnier than my post. Like that old cliche says, "Bill is a giant, standing on the shoulders of a midget." Posted by: The Commissar at August 3, 2004 04:15 PM Now, Commissar ... Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at August 3, 2004 04:16 PM You swore you would never tell. Just wait until everyone hears about what you really did with Anne Marie. Posted by: michele at August 3, 2004 04:32 PM Like that Wooderson homage you snuck in there. One of my all-time favorite movie lines from one of my all-time favorite movies. Posted by: Jeff G at August 3, 2004 04:44 PM Like that Wooderson homage you snuck in there. One of my all-time favorite movie lines from one of my all-time favorite movies. Posted by: Jeff G at August 3, 2004 04:44 PM Hahahahhahahahhaahhahhahahahah!!!!!!!
Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil at August 4, 2004 12:09 AM I laughed out loud at mine. :-) Posted by: Spoons at August 4, 2004 02:24 PM |