Al'Quaida Litigation Haiku

We will destroy you.
Our trial lawyers stand ready.
Tremble in your caves.

Plates. No there's an idea.

Or rather, "Plates. Now there's an idea."

You, you, you. It's all about you.

I love the subtle facial coloring which suggests Edwards is in fact a shemale.

That "coloring" was present in the black-and-white version, in the form of darkened, glossy lips and cheeks with a touch of shine on the apple. Sarah interpreted it perfectly in color.

Notice how she also added shiny spots that texturize the umbrella and hands like ceramic.

The red cheeks and lips are more indicative of cutie-patootie hummelization than transexuality, though ...

Also Pilates is an idea. Hummels aren't very bendy, though.

What's a hummel, anyway? I'm not really up on my kitsch (to my everlasting shame).

Google it. Hummel is someone's name, (I believe), but it basically describes a bunch of expensive figurines and plates of cootie-patootie children that middle-aged and older women collect in order to fill the yawning chasm in their lives. Oh, and also because they're super darling and adorable.

What's "google"?

I keep coming back here to goggle in amazement at how brilliant this is.