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« I Laughed ... | Main | Big Mistake (UPDATED WITH 80% MORE KERRY SPEECH LIVE-BLOGGING) » July 29, 2004
Overheard at Kerry Campaign Headquarters
Posted by Bill
Image Consultant #2: To put it mildly! It's like trying to coach a rabid dog! Image Consultant #1: Look she's prickly today, but I think she'll stick to the script, and Doc says he's gonna light 'er up with a Trifluoperazine/Fluphenazine speedball that will keep her smooth as glass ... Image Consultant #2: Yeah, you sure that's gonna work? Image Consultant #1: It's the same deal they gave Kucinich during the debates, man. Trust me. Image Consultant #2: Ok, ok. The outbursts and tics are played that she's a strong, fiercely independent woman; the female delegates will certainly sip up that kool-aid. And considering the damage she could do, let's just have her steer clear of John as much as possible. Let her talk about herself a bit ... Image Consultant #1: Lord knows that the ... "strong independent woman," (laughs) will like that ... (Giggles) Image Consultant #2: Ok, ok, angles, gimme angles ... ... Image Consultant #2: Drawing a big blank here ... Image Consultant #2: Her 'hardscrabble youth under an oppressive government?' (look at each other, uproarious laughter) Image Consultant #1: (wipes away a tear) Ok... we've got to get serious now ... she already agreed to do the language bit; she's working on a draft ... oh - watch out, here she comes ... Teresa Heinz-Kerry: (bursting into the conference room) I'f goot it-t-t! Image Consultant #1: Excellent Ms. Heinz- ... I mean ... mistress ... let's hear it ... Teresa Heinz-Kerry: "Poussez-le!" "Empurre-o!" "Empújelo en el culo!" "Spingalo sul vostro asino!" Image Consultant #1: ...
('Nam link via MM) Posted by Bill at July 29, 2004 01:22 PM | TrackBack (0) CommentsChange the face of a "dog" and what do you get? Nothing, the same dog that still shits on the carpet and sniffs your ass. Except in this case it's "John Boy" doing the sniffing of the dogs ass..... and BOY, stand BACK.... it smells.... almost well... "Continental." Posted by: Marc at July 29, 2004 08:28 PM Well that's an interesting ... and disturbingly obscene way to put things, I suppose. Posted by: Bill from INDC at July 29, 2004 08:51 PM I knew she was on something, I just didn't know how to pronounce it ... Posted by: Matt at July 30, 2004 04:23 PM |
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