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July 27, 2004
Poseur Alert

Posted by Bill

I'm starting to get the idea that "protein wisdom's Democratic National Convention coverage" is a dirty damn hoax, and that Goldstein is just making it all up while he sits and plays Mr. Mom in his suburban Colorado bungalow.

What tipped me off? Eleanor Clift doesn't have a Tweety Bird tattoo anywhere on her glorious naked canvas, my friend!

Posted by Bill at July 27, 2004 05:19 PM | TrackBack (1)

Comments

Eleanor Clift is a damn dirty party girl, is what you should be saying.

Posted by: Jeff G at July 27, 2004 05:22 PM

Um, dude, er, also the 'mutton shake' should also clue you in on his Atkins Hesitation reports......

Please tell me this is sarcasm!

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at July 27, 2004 06:11 PM

Actually, it's Nina Totenberg, and it's on her left breast.

What's truly vile, however, is the tatoo Margaret Carlson has of Sylvester....

Posted by: Steve the Llamabutcher at July 27, 2004 09:49 PM

You must be the only man in North America who hasn't seen Tweety. All military men (especially sailors) know where it is.

Posted by: El Jefe at July 28, 2004 09:06 AM