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« WOW | Main | Department of Scandalous, Egregious Oversight » July 13, 2004
In Case You Were Wondering
Posted by Bill
... why Jeff from Protein Wisdom likes to compare people to glazed hams (or other round, meaty foodstuffs) when he goes off on one of his descriptive tangents, see the picture above ... UPDATE: I mean, look at him ... tell me if you punctured that noggin with a BBQ fork, a clear stream of translucent juice and pineapple sweat wouldn't run down that squishy grin ... Posted by Bill at July 13, 2004 12:13 PM | TrackBack (0) CommentsI have seen the good senator in the flesh before. He shambles around like Sasquatch- he just doesn't look well. Posted by: dillene at July 13, 2004 12:15 PM I can imagine. Politicos I've seen up close: Kerry, three times, once stood next to him while he carried on a conversation at some reception. A freakish looking individual, very imposing. Hillary - muy thick ankles, stilted movements. Pataki - has his pants hemmmed waaaay too short Schumer - Weasely on tv, weasely in person Condi - roooooowwwwr Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at July 13, 2004 12:19 PM I had lunch with Former President Carter when I was a kid, probably 82 or so. My mom liked this healthy fast food joint and forced me to eat there on occasion. One day, these stereotypical SS guys bust in with machine guns and 'secure' the place (my mom & I were the only ones there). Had I known then what I know now, I'd have thrown my soyburger at him. Posted by: Sharp as a Marble at July 13, 2004 01:11 PM You could have changed history, you FOOL! Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at July 13, 2004 01:14 PM Bill, if you poke that face with a fork, nothing but scotch will pour out. Posted by: Val Prieto at July 13, 2004 02:02 PM Apropos of your 'roowwwrrr' for Condi- I stood in line to see the lying-in-State for President Reagan for about 3 hours, and happened to be 5 or 6 people behind Ann Coulter. She's a spitfire, but she's one fine lookin' lady. The men in line certainly seemed to think so. Posted by: dillene at July 13, 2004 02:13 PM This also explains why the Senator, in public speeches, often places himself strategically next to a bowl of mashed potatoes. Mmmm, Mmmm-that's good Liberal!! Posted by: more gravy, please at July 13, 2004 02:58 PM Geez Louise, where was the freaking "Warning" before that picture?! At least I can skip the gym today since I will NOT be eating any lunch after viewing that mugshot upclose and personal! *gag* Posted by: DC Diva at July 14, 2004 01:03 PM Jeebus, Bill. I used to LOVE ham. After your update, I'll be lucky not to vomit when someone says the word now... Posted by: A fine scotch at July 16, 2004 06:27 PM |
