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« My God | Main | Beck Sure Knows How to Run a Teaser » June 24, 2004
Remember Kids, Mr. "Kind Eyes" Says:
Posted by Bill
"It takes money and quite a bit of time and effort for Bill to bring you independent photo-journalism, hence it's Pledge Week at INDC. Please read this handsome little dollop of whipped cream's resume and cutie-patootie little pitch for funds!" Bill's resume and pitch for funds. Thanks, Mr. Kind Eyes! I sure would like to go cover that Democratic National Convention in Boston, but between Maw's terminal cancer and Paw losing his job at the mill, I just can't afford to go. Hmmmm ... I know! I wonder if my readers would be interested in giving me money if I told them a horrible secret about my past, and then showed them some photographic evidence regarding this horrible, terrible, incredibly embarrassing secret ... what do you think? Do you think they'd pay to see this picture, Mr. Kind Eyes? "I think you look finger-lickin' good in that picture, Bill." Er ... Posted by Bill at June 24, 2004 01:36 PM | TrackBack (0) |