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« INDC Presents: "Moonbats in the Mist" | Main | Have You Ever Written a Long Post ... » June 23, 2004
The Terrible Cost of Hunting Moonbats
Posted by Bill You know, I typically pour my heart and soul into these moonbat posts just to attract the marvelous comments that inevitably pour in after a fresh post. After my latest moonbat oevre, four of the early comments seemed to really speak to me: 1. Read the whole thing out loud to the family in a Crocodile Dundee accent. I had to explain away some of Jeff's lines to the kids, but at least they got the moral of the story, which was: Stay away from moonbats, burritos and Jeff Goldstein. Yes, that encapsulates today's lesson perfectly. 2. Laughing at the Moonbats...the most fun you can have with your clothes on that doesn't involve guns. I agree 100 percent, though I've occassionally infiltrated the moonbat community naked ... with a sidearm. 3. That is the best thing I have ever seen. Glad that I could provide a service. And perhaps most importantly ... 4. You must be in the secret RNC slush fund to afford this much bandwidth. Hillaryous, er, hilarious. "Hillaryous?" Yes, certainly. But do I have access to a secret RNC slush fund? Alas, no. But that's where you can help! Stalking moonbats is not easy, nor cheap. A typical excursion can incur the following expenses: - Hemp fiber for the moonbat blind - A day's pay for my loyal Ghurkan batman - Batteries for the digital equipment (typically a whole pack) - Several canisters of Bear Spray - Patchouli, patchouli, patchouli - Several clips of .45 caliber HydroShok ACP rounds - 128 MB Memory Cards for my camera - Con-doms * - On a busy month, 70-80 GB of bandwith
So, what am I asking? Well I detest begging, and pledge drives can be painfully tacky, but ... I was doing some math, and ... if my average daily readership would donate .... a mere $1,000 apiece, I could effectively quit my job and concentrate on moonbat research full time ... forever. Just $1,000! Think about it! Is this original INDC Coverage worth $1,000 to you? More Pictures From the Spanish Embassy Memorial Service An Amazing Spring Day: War, Peace and Cherry Blossoms INDC Protests: International Answer Protests in DC INDC Protests: ANSWER, MASSF and Jews United Against Zionism INDC Protests: Moonbattery and Media Chicanery Outside the Supreme Court INDC Rally: Into the Gates of Mordor and John Kerry's Pro-Choice Party INDC Science Series: Seasonal Moonbat IMF Migration, Part One INDC Science Series: Seasonal Moonbat IMF Migration, Part Two INDC Protests: "March for Women's Lives," Part One INDC Protests: "March for Women's Lives," Part Two INDC Presents: National World War II Memorial Dedication Weekend INDC Presents: National World War II Memorial Dedication Weekend INDC Journal Interviews Michael Berg INDC Speaks More "Truth to Power" with "Military Families Speak Out" INDC Presents: Saying Goodbye to the Gipper INDC Presents: "Moonbats in the Mist"
INDC Journal Interviews the Instapundit INDC Public Service Announcement: Coping With SBMS INDC Scientific Field Report: The Shy Peeing Moonbat The Beltway Boys Go To A Strip Club INDC Journal Interviews Andrew Sullivan *
INDC Presents Heroes of the Fifth Column: Markos Moulitsas Zúniga
My Tony Robbins inspirationals? SPIRIT OF AMERICA: The Real Shock and Awe Are These Men
Blogging guides?
INDC Journal Guerrilla Blogging Guide: Comment Spam
If I can get credentials to the Democratic National Convention, I'll apply the funds towards travel expenses. If not, I'll probably put it towards replacing my 8 year-old computer and finally buying photoshop. Of course payment is not necessary; I'm truly grateful that people are reading and commenting on my stuff. The dirty secret is, I'd go out and do this stuff if I never make a red cent. It's hard work, but it's fun. Moonbats ... are in my blood. Support moonbat research today! Thank you.
Posted by Bill at June 23, 2004 10:40 AM | TrackBack (0) CommentsThanks for linking to your earlier articles; I especially enjoyed reading the report on the "March for Women's Lives" from early May. (I prefer non-mocking political commentary when I can find it, and greatly appreciated your reasoned approach to such a "hot" issue). I must confess, though, that my main purpose for writing this comment is not to debate the issue of abortion (though I would enjoy a reasoned debate on that issue), but rather to point out -- of all things -- a spelling mistake from a post adjacent to the "March for Women's Lives" report. Specifically, http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/000372.php has the title "Sewing the Seeds of Career Seppuku". I belive that should have been "sowing" -- sewing is what one does with a needle & thread, while sowing is what one does with seeds. Sorry to take up your time with a nearly off-topic comment. So, how 'bout them political parties? :-) Posted by: Robin Munn at June 23, 2004 01:36 PM Well, I switch it up between mocking and serious. And thanks for pointing out the error. (And no big, but e-mail is a better forum than revealing to the rest of the world that I'm a complete dumb-ass fpr missssppelingg) :-) Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at June 23, 2004 01:44 PM Sorry; should have thought of E-mail. Somehow when I'm reading a blog I'm only in "post comments" mode rather than "E-mail the author" mode... Posted by: Robin Munn at June 23, 2004 02:10 PM Robin, sorry, had to delete the long abortion comment. I'm not getting started on that topic, especially during this thread, which is a light-hearted attempt to bleg some compensation. I'll repost it under the old abortion thread. (also, I'll read it) Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at June 23, 2004 02:49 PM Is it working yet?? Posted by: willow at June 23, 2004 09:58 PM Is what working? Posted by: Bill from INDC at June 23, 2004 10:09 PM You said, "Moonbats ... are in my blood." Is that kinda like Peter Fonda? Just asking. PS-Does pay-pal accept Saddam Dinars yet? Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at June 24, 2004 11:50 AM As long as they are attached to a credit or bank account, I'm sure. Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at June 24, 2004 12:08 PM Fair enough, that's why I asked whether it was a topic you wanted to revive. Posted by: Robin Munn at June 25, 2004 07:33 AM |
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