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« If You Have to Ask ... Part Two | Main | Thoughts About Senior Skydiving » June 16, 2004
Overheard at Kerry Campaign Headquarters
Posted by Bill
Image Consultant #1: "Ok, what about Teresa? Earth tones? Neutral with a flash of color?" Image Consultant #2: "How about something in a nice lithium white ..." Image Consultant #1: "Offset with electroshock yellow?" (Giggles, giggles ... deep sigh) Image Consultant #2: "Shhhh, here she comes ..." Teresa Heinz-Kerry: (bursting into the conference room) "I had a big barrel of candy, and it's all gone!" (Deep sigh) UPDATE: Title changed in a futile attempt to be less blatantly derivative of PW. Posted by Bill at June 16, 2004 12:33 PM | TrackBack (0) CommentsOuch. It's funny because it's true. Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at June 16, 2004 01:34 PM FYI ... the gentleman in the photo above is one of my college buddies. Posted by: The Backer at June 16, 2004 01:50 PM Have you had a long talk with him about his place of employment? PS - Don't tell him that I referred to him as a "man-secretary" in the original post that featured his picture. Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at June 16, 2004 02:00 PM oh, he knows ... and he remembered the encounter saying "i had to chase that freak out of there." Posted by: The Backer at June 16, 2004 02:50 PM If only they could get her to stop wearing that brown Armani pantsuit! I have posted dozens of pictures of her on my blog, and she's almost always wearing her "Mao" suit (her words, not mine). Posted by: Brainster at June 16, 2004 03:03 PM Scenes from my driveway, continued x however many Deadbeat neighbor: "You read that INDC Journal ever?" Me: "Sometimes. Why?" Deadbeat neighbor: "No reason, just wondering." Me: "He's stealing my shtick again, isn't he? The hack." Posted by: Jeff G at June 16, 2004 03:29 PM ;-) Posted by: Jeff G at June 16, 2004 03:29 PM Oh, first fake interviews are yours, now all of the quirky humor belongs to Protein Wisdom? I'll have you know, I was doing bread crumb-laying, asterisk-using, quirky, obscure reference parody when you were just an acid-tinged shimmer in poppa Goldstein's magnificently dilated pupil. Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at June 16, 2004 03:34 PM all your quirky humor are belong to me Posted by: Jeff G at June 16, 2004 03:40 PM Kerry Campaign Watch!! Damn, wrong topic. Posted by: John Tant at June 16, 2004 04:25 PM Overheard in the checkout line at Safeway, June 16 Man: "You ever read that INDC Journal?" Woman: "Nah. Totally derivative of protein wisdom." Man: "Yeah, mostly. But the moonbat stuff is hi-larious." Posted by: Jeff G at June 16, 2004 04:37 PM Sigh. Everyone just loves me for the moonbat stuff. Posted by: Bill from INDC at June 16, 2004 05:17 PM And your font. Which is just gorgeous. Posted by: Jeff G at June 16, 2004 05:19 PM Posted by: Brad Durst at June 16, 2004 07:00 PM Get a room you two. Posted by: Beck at June 17, 2004 04:54 AM |
