INDCJournal: Map of Blogahysssia

May 25, 2004

Map of Blogahysssia

Posted by Bill

Recently the Commissar came out with one of his famous maps documenting the who's-who in the pantheon of warbloggers. Noticeably absent from this latest effort was INDC Journal, mysteriously cut from the list along with several other blogs, a slight which included the continued denial of the existence of one Texas Native. After this second notable map rejection, Boyd compromised his manhood and essentially begged the Commissar to be included in this pathetic sham; he was belatedly awarded some desolate plot of wasteland in the SW corner of the map. Tell me, was your pride worth a patch of hardened desert shale, Boyd?

Well I'm here to declare a new map, the previously unheralded land of Blogahysssia! And Boyd? It just so happens that you have a place of prominence on my map. Stand proud, noble resident of Blogahyssiaa! Join your brothers in revolution against the depredations of the cartographic communist!

(Oh yeeeeaaah, can't wait to watch the links pour in on this one ... two can play at this game, Comrade)

UPDATE: I guess that I should probably point out that it seems that I was on the, uh, Commissar's original map, but I failed to, uh notice it. I stubbornly maintain the fires of righteous rage, however. My map is superior! Boyd and I will come to rule the Blogosphere! Beg for your lives or die!

Posted by Bill at May 25, 2004 12:01 AM | TrackBack (1)

Comments

Where is Comrade's coveted destination of Wonkassia?

Posted by: The Commissar at May 24, 2004 10:41 PM

Only the pros are on MY map, you red bastard.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at May 24, 2004 10:47 PM

Just re-read your post.

See western sector "Billa-i-DeeCee Area"

Posted by: The Commissar at May 24, 2004 11:14 PM

Your peace offering is too little, too late, Comrade ... you will bow and tremble as my map of Blogahyssisa catches like wildfire throughout the far reaches of the Blogosphere!

Posted by: Bill from INDC at May 24, 2004 11:22 PM

ind sea. too funny.

Posted by: mlah at May 25, 2004 12:32 AM

Lake Billtell? Is that the sort of lake where one can rent a pontoon boat, get stinking drunk, and yell "take off your SHIRT" at the people on the other boats?

Or maybe not. I'll go away quietly now.

Posted by: Dr. Kate at May 25, 2004 09:07 AM

Actually quite accurate ...

Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at May 25, 2004 09:21 AM

Thanks for the "place of prominence," Bill. It looks more like a polyp on the colon of Blogahysssia.

Posted by: Boyd at May 25, 2004 10:10 AM

I don't think I've ever been placed on one of these maps. Ever.

This despite my grandeur.

Perhaps I rest in the realm of the ethereal. At any rate, time to make my own goddamned map. That oughtta kill an entire day or two.

Posted by: Jeff G at May 25, 2004 12:55 PM

Ooh, Jeff's gonna make a map. That should be interesting!

Posted by: Boyd at May 25, 2004 01:48 PM

Bill I'm pretty sure you were on the orginal map.

Posted by: Scott at May 25, 2004 06:46 PM

Damn you Scott, don't try to dampen my righteous fury; it is a raging fire that cannot be stopped.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at May 25, 2004 07:00 PM

Boyd and I will come to rule the Blogosphere!

Now where did I leave that damn scepter? I know I put it right beside the crown!

Posted by: Boyd at May 26, 2004 10:51 AM