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May 19, 2004

Jeebus

Posted by Bill

Just when you think you have this whole snark/sarcasm/satire thing down, somebody goes and writes something that's just durn-near brilliant:

Well, Laura, you found us out. I confess... there is a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy[tm] and nobody noticed until now. I know this is true, because, well... I'm in it. And now that you've found us out, I've been given permission to tell you the rest.

Please, sit down.

There never were any weapons of mass destruction. None. Anywhere. We knew that all along - there never was a Halabja. It was filmed in a remote part of Texas hill country. Mexican illegals, playing dead for the camera. Rumsfeld directed - he shook Saddam's hand, didn't he? It was all fake, Laura. Didn't you notice the flags were waving? Waving, Laura. There's no atmosphere in northern Iraq.
...
We murdered Vince Foster, just to watch him die. And so we could blame Hillary.

Udday was gunned down by the capitalist forces of globalization. His hands were in the air, his fingers pleading - "Peace". He knew the cure for cancer, so they couldn't let him live. There were panties on his head.

Go read the whole thing.

Ah well, back to the la-bore-a-toree.

(Via PW)

Posted by Bill at May 19, 2004 12:11 PM | TrackBack (0)

Comments

Found your site in a round-about way through Stop the Bleating (http://stopthebleating.typepad.com/) and enjoyed reading your posts. I plan to make regular stops. Have you heard about the new chronicallybiased.com blog? They're taking on the heavy liberal slant of the Houston Chronicle. Anyway, nice job on your site and I love the humor.

Posted by: Vikk at May 22, 2004 10:04 AM

Hey thanks - I'll be sure to check out that blog (and yours).

Posted by: Bill from INDC at May 22, 2004 12:38 PM