Bill

Why are we here?

Don't worry Bill, we still love you! ;)

Hey look on the bright side, this weekend was mostly peaceful. I'm a student at GW and three of my female friends had the "pleasure" of being assaulted by a horde of NARAL organizers at the Women for Kerry Rally (Friday at 801 K St.).

I guess a woman's "choice" includes assaulting other women as well.

I dunno if it means anything, but we were strolling around the Mall after dinner at Cafe Atlantico Saturday night and damn if I've ever seen so many porta-johns set up in one place in my life. I guess the planners had some sense of the potential, er, fallout from all that excitement.

Mmmmmmm ... Cafe Atlantico guacamole ... mmmmmmmm ...

No, see coathangers are a thing of the past, no more back-alley\portajohn abortions. I'm surprised they didn't set it up like a blood drive with tables all spread out for a quickie fetus removal and tall glass of OJ. "I Gave Supplies for Stem-Cell Research Today! :)"

It could be worse, Bill. On top of all that, you could have a dry, hacking cough.

Besides, serves you right for not wearing sunscreen!

:o)

Or an inexplicable rash. Those are never fun.

I forgot to mention the cough, and the vicious DC seasonal allergies. I actually went home early today because I felt so crappy. No rash, though.

*oops!*

I hope you feel better.