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April 16, 2004
Delusional, Messianic Ass**** Watch

Posted by Bill

The CIA has recently confirmed that the following message did in fact come from the one known as "Kos:"

The Daily Kos is hot property amongst the Internet's wingnut community, as they parse every word, diary and comment trying to find ways to delegitimize the site and its community.

Why, you self-absorbed little bastard, we do not parse ...

Right now, some sites are pointing to a questionable diary entry and claiming I wrote it. It's the dangers of having a community site of this nature.

And it's a danger I'll happily bear. The Daily Kos has grown to its current stature as the web's highest trafficked political weblog on the strength of this community. Where once Instapundit ruled the roost unchallenged, he's now second to this site with Atrios nipping at his heels.

There's more, click below ...

My, you are a brave man. To bear this burden, to sacrifice for your flock ... will someone please photoshop Kos's head on this picture? And Professor Reynolds? Please deliver a swift backward donkey kick - immediately.

With the site's prominance, I had to do some soul searching. Should I be more careful about what I say? Should I start censoring diaries (something I have never done)? And what about comments?

Kos has a soul? Who knew?

Well, here's the deal -- this site is successful because of the way it's been run until now. I'm not changing a thing.

Will I "gaffe" again in the future? Undoubtedly. Will diarists put up stupid diaries? Undoubtedly. Will the wingnuts agitate themselves into a tizzy over those things? Undoubtedly.

Ah (rubs hands together gleefully), more grist for the mill! Material for ages!

So let them. I'm not too worried about it. The wingnuts will do whatever they can to destroy anything that has the potential of galvanizing support for progressive ideals. Hypocrisy be damned.

Notice that he said "too" worried. And yes, my loyal followers and fellow members of the VRWC, Kos is right: we must destroy anything that has the "potential of galvanizing support for progressive ideals." Therefore, it is incumbent upon us to hunt down and destroy the one called "Friedman." His attempt to shut down Kos's advertising stream could threaten a legitimate liberal voice. And as we all know, the more liberal voices out there, the more people with a brain in their skull are repulsed by their rhetoric and pushed into our dark, warm embrace.

If conservative bloggers were smart, they would use their medium to engage new voters for their causes and candidates, rather than try to shut people out with the politics of personal destruction. They would build their communities and seek to influence their party's platform, rather than leave it all up to the corproratistas and religious fundamentalists. They would strive to empower their ideological bretherens to shape the political landscape. Instead, they want to smash. Kill.

My God ... I ... I practice ... the politics of personal destruction! And this whole time I've been thinking that the corpora- corpora ... uh, Mexican corporations and Wahhabi clerics had our backs! Kos is right, we need to empower our ideological "brethrens." That way, we may build a better society for our childrens. And our childrens's childrens.

He may be right about the killing part, I have to confess. Most conservative bloggers would like to kill Osama bin Laden, rather than "shape the political landscape."

To me, the blogosphere isn't just a left versus right affair. It's a grassroots versus the establishment battle. Too bad the other side doesn't see it that way.

Visionary. Ok, now listen up you self-absorbed moonbat: these issues are not as grand and serious as they may seem to you. There is not an evil conspiracy to silence the righteous voices of the progressive struggle for truth and justice. You are not standing on a mountain-top, with impressive musculature, clad ony in a loincloth and horned battle helmet, leading an army of raw idealists and wielding a gi-normous broadsword against the evil hordes of free-market goblins and Christian-fundamentalist orcs ...

It's (mostly) in your head! Step back from the ledge.

(Distasteful link via Frank J)

Posted by Bill at April 16, 2004 12:00 AM | TrackBack (2)

Comments

Gee - I'm not a corporista or a fundamentalist... Can I still be a part of the VRWC?

Posted by: Babs at April 16, 2004 10:02 AM

No, but you may be one of our unwitting slaves.

Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at April 16, 2004 10:05 AM

I enjoy practicing the politics of widespread and impersonal destruction myself...

Posted by: Graumagus at April 16, 2004 12:16 PM

They would build their communities...

Community building, community building, arrghh! Listen, progressive: communities don't get built; they grow! Try to impose relationships on people from the top down and the arrangements will shatter at the first blow. That's why you keep dreaming of running off to knit potholders on some hippie commune, but always wind up moving back in with mommy and daddy!

[/letting annoying Deaniac co-worker belatedly get my goat]

Posted by: The Sanity Inspector at April 17, 2004 12:31 AM

"There is not an evil conspiracy to silence the righteous voices of the progressive struggle for truth and justice." - Bill

Yes there is, even if I have to go forth and start one. ;]

Hrmm... welll... maybe not "silence" per se. More like an Evil Conspiracy to "ridicule and mock their every valiant moonbatted uttering". If they're silenced, there won't be any utterings to mock.

Posted by: Ironbear at April 17, 2004 07:00 AM

Eeeezackly. I just find it so interesting how leftist screeds nearly always tend to focus on their perceived victimization by some sort of "machine" or "system." It's a remarkably consistent narrative.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at April 17, 2004 11:52 AM

You know, it's all about the kind of community and/or blog you want to run. Do you want barking moonbats, reasoned discourse, a cacophany, or what? If I were in Kos's shoes, I would keep things like the "Uncle Tom" diary out of my blog.

--|PW|--

Posted by: pennywit at April 17, 2004 12:03 PM

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