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When asked by reporters about the incident, Kerry replied sharply, "I don't drop my cones. The son of a b**** knocked off my second scoop."

Posted by "TC," who will be contacted shortly and receive an "I Hate the French-Vanilla" t-shirt from the Star-Spangled Ice Cream Company.

The quote was topical, had punch and reminded us of what a flawless man John Kerry is ...

The Honorable Mentions:

*** When I was in Vietnam, the ice cream was better than this. Thanks to George Bush's irresponsible economic policies, you can't get good ice cream in America any more. American ice cream makers have moved their production offshore, and they've done it unilaterally. When I was eating ice cream in the Mekong delta, I . . .
Posted by Jim.

*** Whoa...that is either a tall ladder or a very short skirt.
Posted by perfectsense.

*** "Can I just get the Whole Box of Ice Cream? I'm supposed to bring some back for Ted Kennedy."
Posted by Kyle. Cheap shot, but hey, it made me laugh out loud.

And finally, this one, which almost took the top spot:

***Gawly, gawly, gawly Seargent Carter. So that's what Air Force One looks like hey?
Posted by Scott Patchin. Spitting image, eh?

Congratulations to the winners and the losers. Remember - we're all winners when we crack jokes about John Kerry. Yaaaaaaaay!

Now go visit The Captain's Quarter's and vote in his contest!

Posted by Bill at April 12, 2004 06:45 PM | TrackBack (0)