How sensitive, how humane, how principled is the one they call "Frank J."

* For the Record I: If Kos's burnt corpse was mutilated and dragged through the street, I'd say, "Hey! Don't do that!"

I guess as a warmongering hawk, I just have a different view on the sanctity of life.

Funny? Yes. Hint of truth in the joke? You bet.

It continues with easily the greatest ROTFLMAO line of the week:

* For the Record II: If Ted Kennedy's burnt corpse was mutilated and dragged through the street, I'd say, "Wow! That vehicle has some torque!"

Kidding.