... that John Kerry is a real dick?

His next trip down, a reporter and a camera crew were allowed to follow along on skis — just in time to see Mr. Kerry taken out by one of the Secret Service men, who had inadvertently moved into his path, sending him into the snow.

When asked about the mishap a moment later, he said sharply, "I don't fall down," then used an expletive to describe the agent who "knocked me over."

UPDATE: Tim Blair has a more thorough, hilarious analysis.

It’s all the Secret Service guy’s fault. The Globe’s report is rescued by this delicious image:

He may have won the support of anonymous foreign leaders, but Kerry has lost the crucial Children of the Corn demographic.