Dr. Dean drops out of the race.

In a way, Dean was one of the most noble candidates in the Democratic Primary. When he speaks, his honest views actually infect his political spiel to a startling degree. Unfortunately, those honest views were frighteningly wrong on many issues regarding our national security. The ad hoc repetition of conspiracy theories was pretty damaging as well.

Now all this country needs is to wake up and sniff out J-Fuckin-K's incredible weaselosity ...