Dirty?

I've had the misfortune of seeing Kerry up-close-and-personal once. I was at a reception following a pro-choice comedy benefit and Kerry was working the crowd with some really empathetic-looking small-talk (as empathetic as one can look when one's eyebrows will not move). I just stood next to the guy, really just gawking up at him and trying to figure out if he was human or not. Seriously. The dude is like nine feet tall, looks like a walking, talking cartoon and that horseface and thick head of hair required their own box seat for the performance. He was very physically imposing. Not good-looking in any sense of the phrase, but just scary as hell. Perhaps the fear-factor scores interns; it also seemed to work for this chappie.

Forget joining a rock band; elected representation is where all the action's at ...

UPDATE: The intern story seems like a farce; she's denying it. It's awful weird how one newspaper quotes her pa saying Kerry was a creep, and then another paper quoting him as being a Kerry supporter the following day. (I'm too lazy to link it.)