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January 31, 2004

No Wonder My Writing Has Declined in Quality

Posted by Bill

So, lately I've noticed that I've been getting dumber and dumber. It's like my brain is liquefying and draining from my ears while I sleep (maybe it's just drool). My memory is for shit. I sometimes put my laundry in the refrigerator, food in the trash chute, and trash in the dryer, then the washer.

What could be causing this? The early stages of dementia? Natural aging? Chronic Krispy Kreme-induced insulin shock? OR THIS:

Water in DC Exceeds EPA Lead Limit

This isn't some isolated incident. Two-thirds of the 6,118 households tested had elevated levels of lead. Between this and the disgusting yet amusing water incidents in my childhood hometown, it's a wonder that I am even functional and employed, much less trying to cobble together thoughts in a blog. These concepts are actually absotutely brilliant when they are still in my head, I swear ...

Cut me some slack, I'm freaking handicapped over hee-ah.

Posted by Bill at January 31, 2004 10:32 PM | TrackBack (0)

Comments

At least it is a half-way valid concern. But the EPA has cried "WOLF!" over so many chihuahua puppies that I am inclined to discount anything coming out of there by roughly eighty-five percent, and too often more.

Posted by: John Anderson at February 1, 2004 05:37 AM

Yeah, I agree. But in this case, I can taste the lead. It's delicious, but ...

Posted by: Bill at February 1, 2004 10:28 AM

Yeah, I agree. But in this case, I can taste the lead. It's delicious, but ...?

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